17 years of bullshitting my way through life has worked pretty well for me so far
running-2-your-arms:

me trying to save my grades at the end of the semester

running-2-your-arms:

me trying to save my grades at the end of the semester

(via pizza)

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1 month ago

jerkidiot:

my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”

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are you sure mom

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are you sure these are my clothes

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1 month ago

foxxy-cleopatras:

R. Kelly’s Trapped in the Closet is the greatest 3 hours I’ve ever spent in my life

(Source: lindsaybluth, via iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye)

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scpjah:

that smug fucker. at least have the decency to look her in the eye when u sayin its over

scpjah:

that smug fucker. at least have the decency to look her in the eye when u sayin its over

(via pizza)

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1 month ago

superchalmers:

fanfictionaddict13:

cyclopette:

superchalmers:

superchalmers:

why did egyptians shave their heads regularly

to be more pharohdynamic

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actually it was because they didn’t want to get ticks and fleas because you know “i’m royal and an itchy scalp and diseases are beneath me” was a thing, even the woman did it they all just wore wigs

no it was to be more pharohdynamic 

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1 month ago
gay8:

wait bop it only goes to the next action if you actually do the one before it

gay8:

wait bop it only goes to the next action if you actually do the one before it

(Source: facebook.com, via almostaborted)

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1 month ago

onlyblackgirl:

The history of film in one scene

(Source: frankoceanvevo, via jesussbabymomma)

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1 month ago

taco-bell-rey:

when a teacher starts talking to you and you have to pretend that you care

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(via jesuschristvevo)

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1 month ago

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

When my school played this, we almost got to use a cannon, but the school administration wouldn’t allow it

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1 month ago

pennsatvcky:

remember snapbacks and tattoos

i’d rather not

(Source: kldzbop)

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