17 years of bullshitting my way through life has worked pretty well for me so far
becausechildish:

THIS HAPPENED TO ME AT THE HOUSTON SHOW! I have no proof though, only witnesses :/ I accidentally had my camera in photo mode 

becausechildish:

THIS HAPPENED TO ME AT THE HOUSTON SHOW! I have no proof though, only witnesses :/ I accidentally had my camera in photo mode 

(Source: smokewithmirrors, via theblackguyoncommunity)

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10 hours ago

robinbenway:

videohall:

Corgi only listens to owner when he talks like The Beatles

> I like how the guy in video talked with other accents to give more proof.

I don’t even know where to begin with this!

(via 420dongsquad)

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la-rinascente:

next time someone tells you Muslim countries oppress women, let them know Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Turkey, Kosovo, Kyrgyzstan, and Senegal have all had female Presidents or Prime Ministers and 1/3rd of Egypt’s parliament is female but the US has yet to even have a female vice president and can’t say “vagina” when discussing female reproductive rights

(via poop-town)

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1 day ago
plot twist:my anaconda did
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1 day ago

nullbula:

ignorntatheist:

If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

let me put it this way, i can buy ten ramen or one apple

(via jesussbabymomma)

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1 day ago

my blog is great but have u seen my ass

(Source: euo, via ive-got-your-remedy)

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1 day ago

anarchamarxistdrowfeminism:

only white dudes care about the constitution who gives a fuck about the founding fathers i’ll turn the declaration of independence into a joint

(via jesussbabymomma)

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